Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A final trip to the bathroom


If you have tired of toilet humor, well, skip this post. I think we can learn a lot from the Japanese bathroom.

The most sophisticated toilets yet have been located. Their features include:

1. Heated seat, with 7 settings.
2. A button which makes a fake flushing sound to cover any embarrassing emanations from your stall. The flush lasts for about 25 seconds, though, which totally gives it away to others what you are doing. On the other hand, it last for 25 seconds, so no need to blow out an O-ring.
3. An assortment of bidet options. These can be dropped for the U.S. model.
4. A Powerful Deodorizer button which packs a serious punch.

In related news, Cyndy found a bathroom where the toilet lid raises automatically when you walk in. Said toilet was not available for a photo.

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